Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.

Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.