Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot.

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!