God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.
Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.
Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!