God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work.
Saving people, hunting things, the family business.
Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life.
Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't need it!
Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?
Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie.