I certainly know guys in comedy, I know some actors, and I definitely know some musicians, who have survived to a certain age and make a good living doing what they do, but nobody knows who they are. They wake up every day and they have the ability to get paid practicing their art, but underneath it all, if you scratched the surface, you still get, "If I only had my own show . . .," or "If I only had my own band . . ." It's what people always do when they want to be their own star.
Denis LearyI'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.
Denis LearyI would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.
Denis Leary