If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

Everything you look at now, the scripts that come in that you look at, the television scripts are way better than the movie script. The talent is going to television.

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.

I think all priests should be married.

Firefighters don't go on strike.