I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.
I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!
I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.
Firefighters don't go on strike.
I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.