White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

When I become president, all you assholes that ride bikes in the city? Lock and load! You're going down!

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.

This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.