I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

My father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.

He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

Is it possible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? What happened with coffee? Did I miss a meeting? They have every other flavor but coffee-flavored coffee. They have mochaccino, frappaccino, cappuccino, al pacino...Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup.

It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.