I love French stuff. Mmmm, french fries.

It would be great if firefighters across the country had the guarantee that they would be making enough money to support their family right from the get-go, but that's not the case.

If you're over 52 years old and you're on Facebook, do us all a favor and log off now.

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

Most people don't know how underpaid and often ill-equipped urban fire departments are across North America.

I would have to commit a crime and have cops chase me. That would be the only way to get me to jog five miles.

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.