If I'm president, there are going to be government vans that drive around and pick up people who shouldn't be wearing certain clothing. Talk about lack of civil rights - I'm sorry, I'm pulling you right off the street, and we're giving you clothes that you're going to be O.K. in.

If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.

One of the things I always believed in was my dad came to America and he was a very talented musician, but he couldn't make a living that way so he had to support his family as an auto mechanic which he also loved doing. He was also such a great dad because when I first told him I thought I wanted to go into show business, his response was okay, that's interesting.

My goal is to leave this planet with the biggest carbon footprint I can possibly leave.

Rosemary Rodriguez directed on Rescue Me for us, and I love her. She's fantastic with actresses and she's got a great sense of humor. That was a huge thing for me.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.