One of the things I always believed in was my dad came to America and he was a very talented musician, but he couldn't make a living that way so he had to support his family as an auto mechanic which he also loved doing. He was also such a great dad because when I first told him I thought I wanted to go into show business, his response was okay, that's interesting.

Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used.

I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!

What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.

I'm no day at the beach. And if it is a beach, it's Hampton Beach. Ever been there? It's not nice.

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.