If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

There's no way around it, drama is very difficult to shoot. It's very heavy and something that you carry with you for the course of the day.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

If you see me doing a new stand-up special, it probably means I've been out of work for a while.

When you write about real life, there's always a chance that somebody involved is going to see it and get upset.

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?