If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

Usually when you watch a film, you're just sort of biting your nails about things you could have done differently.

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.

I'm praying for 'Ice Age' 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10. Because I really think we can run those characters into the '60s, and I'm talking the 1960s, you know? The Civil Rights Movement. That's what I'm praying for, because then I wouldn't have to do anything else.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."