Charlotte Rampling, when she was younger, looked exactly like my wife. That's one of the reasons that when I first saw my wife, my knees buckled. Based on her looks alone, she was already in my kitchen making eggs.

People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.

I don't want a president like me! I suck, okay. I want an elitist, smart guy.

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

If the world somehow actually ends tomorrow, let all forget about the Mayans and just agree it`s the NHL`s fault

I needed someone really intense, but also somebody with a lot of theatrical credibility.