Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

Sometimes I park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

You just can't win. Men have very recent land mines in their heads. Women have recorded conversations and photographs in their heads from 15 years ago.

I love Santa Monica and Venice because I like the beach. I have a lot of friends in that area.

One of those things that I like about TV is that if you get a group of people you like, you can work with these people for months at a time, and you can discover their strengths and weaknesses, and you can use those in the direction where you take the characters.