Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.

The biggest battle for a lot of people who come out of the theater, which is where I was trained, is that they can never forget that a camera is pointed at them.

My career plan at this point is 'Ice Age 5' through '10,' and even '12,' and 'Spider Man' - you know, basically I'd be Emma Stone's dad for the rest of my career. I really don't have any problem doing that.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.

My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.