I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

Everybody's vying for people's attention in terms of eyeballs, earholes, and dollars.

Every actor thinks he can do comedy, and it's not true.

When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.