Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."

You try to - you want to fly on both sides of the political fence because that's where the - where the comedy is.

In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.

I think it's a shame when you come across young actors and musicians who haven't had the time to learn their craft. It doesn't matter if it's acting or music, you really have to learn how to do it from the bottom up because unless you have a great work ethic... fame is a terrible thing to have.

Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the pretentious bubbles politicians and pundits and popes and pretenders try to float over our heads.

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long.