Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

I tried eating vegetarian. I felt like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, OK! When they ask me what I want, I say: What do you think I want? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.