You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.
I'm one of the people that when I wake up I have to do what I do. It's not like I want to do it. I kind of have to do it.
I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.
I always hated the Grateful Dead. Never even bought a Led Zeppelin album.
I wanted a more female point of view.
My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.