Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

I'm a lapsed Catholic in the best sense of the word.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

I guess you get pigeon-holed in Hollywood, but I'm ok with that because I've been able to do a lot. I started in the theater, then I went to stand-up comedy, and then when I went into the movies to do comedy and drama and big movies and small movies.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!