Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

I've been nominated for Emmys and Golden Globes, but I've never won one and I probably never will.

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it. So I don't think I could successfully pull off being on a project like that without really losing my mind.

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

People saying, 'Life didn't turn out the way I wanted it to.' Welcome to the club. I wanted to be the starting center-fielder for the Boston Red Sox, for chrissakes!