Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."
Denis LearyMy father left Ireland because he did not want to muck horse manure for the rest of his life, and he wanted to come to New York.
Denis LearyNo woman can be completely happy at any one moment in time. They're always anticipating the next thing to argue or complain about.
Denis LearyWe didn't have rehab back in the Seventies. Back in the Seventies, rehab meant you stopped doing coke, but you kept smoking pot and drinking for a couple more weeks.
Denis Leary