Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

In addition to my cousin, there were 30 or 40 guys I grew up with who became firefighters as well. So, I've been around firefighters all my life.

We drink and we die and continue to drink.

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

I fell asleep during 'Year One' twice. And my son, who never falls asleep during a Jack Black movie, also nodded off. That's how bad it was. I was incredibly disappointed.

I'm a pretty boring guy. Compared to Ashton Kutcher, I live a really boring existence.

I like to give the actors freedom to take what we have on the page and improve on it. And they do that quite a bit.