Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

Loud, stupid and overeating will suffice as long as we also have the funny, the fierce and the intellectual

When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.

If a character dies, you get to do a big, juicy death scene. But the flip side is you're out of the sequel, which is where the real money is.

Everyone should have an evil secret plan.

I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.

I'm pretty much a chocolate guy. I'm up for any type of chocolate. Any chocolate.