I'm still pretty self-centered, greedy and angry.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

I obviously identify with the anti-authority figure. I've pretty much always had problems with authority, ever since I was a kid.

My nieces and my nephews think the only thing that I do is 'Ice Age.' That's fine with me because pretty soon they'll grow up enough to realize that I suck or that my time has passed, whichever it might be.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swim next time, Ok Jerry?

I spent a long time working in the movies to figure out that kind of acting and also how to write and produce for the screen.