Everyone should have an evil secret plan.

Doing the same character over and over, it gets boring.

When I was doing standup, I always wanted to get out of the standup world and take it back into the theatrical world, like with "No Cure For Cancer."

There are about a thousand different variations on a horse neigh. Some of them sound like a horse having sex, some of them like a horse having sad sex.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead - and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God.

I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.