I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

When I go to Batman movies, I always think, 'Man, I would like to be a bad guy in a Batman movie.' especially as they got darker when they go to the Christian Bale era.

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"

People are disappointed that you aren't exactly who they thought you were, as opposed to somebody who's just walking around trying to get some laundry done.

No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.

If you had no enemies, you had no fun.