I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

Once you have a firefighter in your family, your family and the families from his crew become one big extended family.

I don't watch 'American Idol.' I don't watch any of that stuff.

Bill Murray doesn't do anything. He barely shows up at the movies he says he's going to do.

I'm in my truck talking to Jesus. And you can see a World Series ring on my right pinkie finger. But when I take my sunglasses off a second later, it's gone. It's the whole divine intervention thing. You know Jesus had something to do with them winning.

I studied acting in school and then of course couldn't get an acting job.