Life Sucks,get a helmet

I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.

White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I want a real change. People, I want a president who speaks well, who has a sense of humor. This guy is such a moron! It's beyond the point where it's a joke. He's an idiot.

Kathy Bates is sexy. It's partly because of her talent, but she's got a great face, and a great laugh.

This is the most exciting place in the world to live. Oh yeah! There are so many ways to die in New York City! Race riots, drive by shootings, subway crashes, construction cranes collapsing on the sidewalks, manhole covers blowing up and asbestos shooting into the sky.

There's nothing wrong with an actor that can't improvise, but if you're going to improvise, you gotta make sure you got people that can play the game.

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.