The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I don't really have a lot of fun playing just straight good guys. It's not my thing. It's like Tom Hanks territory.

There is a huge boom in autism right now because inattentive mothers and competitive dads want an explanation for why their dumb-ass kids can't compete academically, so they throw money into the happy laps of shrinks . . . to get back diagnoses that help explain away the deficiencies of their junior morons. I don't give a [bleep] what these crackerjack whack jobs tell you - yer kid is NOT autistic. He's just stupid. Or lazy. Or both.

Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: "I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing."

Everything you look at now, the scripts that come in that you look at, the television scripts are way better than the movie script. The talent is going to television.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.