Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

Don't buy the toys that make the noise!

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.

Dustin Hoffman said this one time, that if he hadn't made it as a film star, he would still be happy as a character actor because he was a character actor because of his face from day one, so he would always work in the theater.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.