I wanted to be a hockey player. Where I grew up, the basketball courts were rarely used. I was terrible in school and actually said, 'I'm going to be a hockey player.'

Once people start to think they've wasted parts of their life, or they're wasting their life as they speak, that means there's going to be great dramatic and comedic tension.

I really like 'Batman.' Not the TV show, but the dark 'Batman.'

I really want to do a western film. It's one of my favorite movie genres of all time.

There's not going to be a 'Rescue Me' movie. Not a chance.

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

My brother and I tortured my mother growing up.