I have one regret: I wish I was a better father.

My feet are like gnarled old tree branches.

I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter.

Madonna wasn't an acrobat or anything, but the sex was good. I could tell she liked it.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong.

I spent my whole childhood looking for an escape.

I don't fit into the mold of the NBA man, and I think I've been punished financially for it.