Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

Well, to aspiring writers, I would tell them that we live in a wonderful time where you're able to make your work visible, easily.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.