In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

For me, stripping was an unusual kind of escape. I had nothing to escape but privilege, but I claimed asylum anyway. At twenty-four, it was my last chance to reject something and become nothing. I wanted to terrify myself. Mission accomplished.

Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.

In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person will still think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.

Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss