People don't have these tidy little redemption arcs in reality the way they do in movies.

Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

I think it's pretty obvious that women's stories are not necessarily being told in Hollywood and women are not necessarily being put in the leadership positions they deserve in mainstream film.

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!

I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies.