I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays.

I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don't know why. I don't think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she's a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go.

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

I grew up in the Midwest; you don't know any screenwriters. It didn't seem like a realistic career possibility.

I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit artfully concealed by stacks of Ksubi skinny jeans and ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.