There's something about a roller coaster that triggers strong feelings, maybe because most of us associate them with childhood. They're inherently cinematic; the very shape of a coaster, all hills and valleys and sickening helices, evokes a human emotional response.

He wasn’t a carrier of commitment-phobia or other notable boy diseases and he used expensive moisturizer. That’s about all it takes to bang my gong.

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer.

Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

I feel like I'm part of a generation of people who are stuck in the past and are really self-absorbed. I mean, we're actually taking pictures of ourselves and posting them on Facebook, and keeping in touch with people that should have been out of our lives 15 years ago.