By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.

The emotions in all true anxiety dreams are next to unbearable.

In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.

I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg.

Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.

I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories.