In the main, ghosts are said to be forlorn and generally miserable, if not downright depressed. The jolly ghost is rare.

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

Every student of comedy should see Dame Edna at least twice.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.

Greatly talented performers don't know - often spectacularly - what's best for them, don't know what their talents really are, and don't know what's just plain wrong for them.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.