Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.

If (O.J. Simpson) is acquitted, I will renounce my citizenship. And if I converse with him at a cocktail party, I will say, 'Well, there are so many people here who haven't murdered anyone. I think I'll go talk to them.' I'll also riot.

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

Japanese is sort of a hobby of mine, and I can get around Japan with ease.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.