There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

William F. Buckley was a man who had a great capacity for fun and for amusing himself by amazing others.

I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.

I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.

It's a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.

There were several things a Yale freshman was supposed to be able to do. You had to demonstrate in the Olympic-size Yale pool that you could swim 50 yards or be inducted into swimming class.