There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.

I have never been converted to or even had much interest in spiritualism, occultism, Swedenborgianism or any particular religion. And I never, except occasionally for a laugh, visit the quacks who call themselves psychics.

I always wanted to live in a haunted house.

Unpleasant reading on the subject of anger tells us that there's not really anything wrong with it. In limited amounts. It can even be a good thing. A pressure valve.

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.