I haven't ever found any great writing on that wonderful and often unappreciated art form, the insult.
An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.
I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.
I'm not all that enthralled by show business, and I'm not that much of a highbrow.
By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.
It takes a certain amount of guts to go to your class reunions.