The greatest benefit of depression is the fact that when I have talked about it, every so often someone comes up and says, you saved my dad's life.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

It's not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I think I'd be pretty easy to write for.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.

I guess the best advice I ever got or anyone could get for doing a talk show, though it has not been easy very often, was from Jack Paar, who said, 'Kid, don't make it an interview. Interviews have clipboards, and you're like David Frost. Make it a conversation.'