You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you're stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, 'Hey, you're great! What's your name again?'

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation.

By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.

I hate Danny Kaye movies.

Once I left out what I then considered my best line because there was a suspected column rat in the house.

I've actually gotten so I don't associate television with entertainment very much.

It's a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.