You have to be on TV a surprisingly long time before you're stopped on the street. Then, when you are, you get a lot of, 'Hey, you're great! What's your name again?'

Great humorists are great insulters.

It's no fun being a specimen.

There is something about a Luger that separates it from all other handguns, and Luger devotees and Luger society members speak of it in romantic terms that must sound plain nuts to those who consider themselves level-headed.

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?

Can you picture yourself at the age 60 doing what you do now?

I love my own coincidences and love to hear other peoples' stories.