I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars - and, of course, the planets.

I confess, I do have to remind myself almost daily that there are people on this earth capable of reading, writing, eating and dressing themselves who believe their lives are ruled from billions of miles away, by the stars - and, of course, the planets.

You would have to be naive to think you can appear on television and not have the material edited in some way.

Running my show is really like an actor being in repertory but where, in one day in one performance, you do scenes from a drama, a farce, a low comedy and a tragedy.

I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.