I'm not freakishly short. I had, on my show, used shortness as a joke subject; it didn't really bother me.
It's a tribute to the human brain that anyone is able to function out there on television in a talk situation that is entirely artificial.
Great humorists are great insulters.
Meryl Streep belongs on anybody's list of greats.
To call New York's traffic at holiday time a nightmare is to understate.
Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I expect to hear a newscaster say, "The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex."