Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.

Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen.

I have yet to see one of those Comedy Central shows with multiple standup comics that doesn't include someone the size of the Hindenburg.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.

In relative youth, we assume we'll remember everything. Someone should urge the young to think otherwise.