The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year.

Being the offspring of English teachers is a mixed blessing. When the film star says to you, on the air, 'It was a perfect script for she and I,' inside your head you hear, in the sarcastic voice of your late father, 'Perfect for she, eh? And perfect for I, also?'

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

It's not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time.

The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.

I don't think anyone ever gets over the surprise of how differently one audience's reaction is from another.

Nobody is going to try to confiscate guns, although some Web sites know better: President Obama, they are certain, wants to.