An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.

Electronic devices dislike me. There is never a day when something isn't ailing.

I don't see the future as bright, language-wise. I see it as a glass half empty - and evaporating quickly.

I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.

The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.