An effective speaker can do more damage or more good in a well-stated minute than an angry klutz could do in half an hour.

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

I hate Danny Kaye movies.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.

There should be three days a week when no one is allowed to say: 'What's your sign?' Violators would have their copies of Kahlil Gibran confiscated.

I am always shocked that there are still a handful of defenders of the dubious practice of abstinence, surely the worst idea since chocolate-covered ants.

I find most 'sacred music' pretty dismal.