I hate Danny Kaye movies.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's.

The trick to writing for people is, you have to be able to turn them on in your head. And know how they'd word something or how they'd inflect it.

The authority of depression is horrifying. I felt like my brain was busted and that I could never feel good again. I really thought that I was never gonna heal.

Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training.

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

I'm the only talk show host, I think, if there's such a category in, what's called, the book of records, to have a guest die while we were taping the show, yeah.