I'm not the guy with the enormous comedy nose or the big feet or the bad posture or the whatever; a physical comic has certain things.

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity.

Greatly talented performers don't know - often spectacularly - what's best for them, don't know what their talents really are, and don't know what's just plain wrong for them.

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself.

Years have passed since I have set foot in a comedy club. If the comic is doing badly it's painful, and if the comic is doing brilliantly, it's extremely painful.

The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.